You might be curious about who I am.

Here’s what the research team (me) gathered:

• I was born and raised in Puerto Rico, where I was led to believe that every restaurant in the world serves piña coladas.

• I love being on AUX in theory, never practice.

• I’m always thinking about The Egg Theory, or the philosophical thought that everyone who has ever lived — past, present, and future — is you, reincarnated. Freaky.

• I always keep mics in my car for any spontaneous karaoke sessions.

• I believe that your go-to Monopoly token is a better indicator of who you are than astrology. Psychoanalysis incoming.

• I become the worst version of myself when I’m at the airport. That doesn’t stop me from traveling.

• I’m not too cool to refuse to hold onto handrails.

Still curious? My team has some more findings to share.

Reach out to my assistant (once again, me) @ ccaballerooliveras@gmail.com.

Awards:

🏆 Young Ones 2026: Merit Recognition for Integrated Campaign

🏆 Antilles Elementary School Field Day: Participation Badge