You might be curious about who I am. Here’s what the research team (me) gathered:

• I was born and raised in Puerto Rico, where I was led to believe that all restaurants serve piña coladas.

• I’m always thinking about The Egg Theory, the philosophical thought that everyone who has ever lived — past, present, and future — is you, reincarnated. Freaky.

• I believe that your go-to Monopoly token is a better indicator of who you are than astrology. Psychoanalysis incoming.

• I’m a fiend for nerd games like Rummikub, Sudoku, and Queens.

• I become the worst version of myself when I’m at the airport. Unfortunately, I love to travel.

• I’m not too cool to refuse to hold onto handrails.

Still curious? My team has some more findings to share.

Reach out to my assistant (once again, me) at ccaballerooliveras@gmail.com.

Currently writing my a** off @ Denver Ad School. Come July 2026, and I’ll be ready just for you ;)